Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig yournose with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feelbetter than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over anddig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having hermenses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siowah!!blain, use your blainnn.....
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they aremaking love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a gloveon your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight ornot?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and digyour nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam alsoah!!!
p/s: kah kah kah..cilaka lu chu kang..mmg intelligent pyer jawapan ooo..
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